I wonder if it would retain its shape if we replaced the water with vodka?

Crush it up and add some colors and flavors to it that in no way correspond to their namesakes in nature. Maybe call it Icée (pronounced I-say, of course).

One of my friends sent this to me because I am a cake lady and my response was basically “This is not cake. Go away.”

hahaha! like, is this a joke? I DON’T WANT WATER AS MY DESSERT!! I can eat brown sugar right out of the box thankyouverymuch.

Someone was actually talking about this on Deadspin day and they said it tasted like water flavored jello and nothing else. It actually sounds about as tasty as eating a breast implant.

I’ve heard it described as having a very strong water taste.

I’m definitely not Alan Thicke. See? it says this next to my screen name.

Wow, I thought it was longer. On top of every thing else my sister’s friend isn’t aging well.

Conversely, I haven’t changed my mind about Wendy Williams

Old Kylie is unimpressed by new Kylie.

and Cruz has been working to make sure that number stays low, “meaning that the Texas senator could triumph through delegates who are freed to vote their own preferences on a second ballot, regardless of who won their state.”

I’m probably close, maybe 2-3. (doing my own, though)

It’s literally the other side of the coin of calling someone a pussy for being weak.

I am happy if she’s a fervent LGBTQ ally, but I did not find her joke funny or especially on target either.

Ok, not to rain on the parade or anything, but can we PLEASE stop that being brave or successful or whatever “takes a lot of balls” or really anything else that implies it takes male genitalia to be brave or successful. It’s literally the other side of the coin of calling someone a pussy for being weak.

I wanted to rule the world, as it’s malevolent Empress, which I imagined meant getting to wear a bitching outfit like all the Disney villians. It’s still my dream, if I’m being perfectly honest.

I never played wedding as a kid. It was either Star Wars or vampire with my Barbies.

My fiance gave it to me when we fist started dating. Are we maybe sisterwives?

No I’m pretty sure that was Taylor Swift

“big butts in thongs”

Are we *absolutely sure* the Kardashians haven’t patented this?