Can we all agree that if you put olives in your deviled eggs you should be publicly scorned?

I sing Tapatio to the Amadeous song, which his how I get my bouge on with it. Seriously though, nothing compares to Tapatio.

You can go fuck yourself.

SO MUCH THIS. I mentioned to Mike Pipper above that, like his dear friend, I’ve got endometriosis, and our options for relief are frustratingly limited. For pain relief, it’s basically opiates on the one end and fucking tylenol on the other. Weed is an ideal solution, but criminalization is a major problem. Different…

Yep, there was an NPR article last month that covered the rampant use of heroine in Kutztown, PA (although it’s more widespread than that, of course, but they just focused on this town). The thing that really depressed me was that nurses of the middle and high schools now stock naloxone in case of an overdose. Just so…

Gringos ):

Valentina is the go to salsa for anything. I do like tabasco and tapatio tho.

But also...

Interesting that people stick with one sauce. I keep at least a half dozen different shelf-stable hot sauces on hand because each one has a different flavor profile. You have to have the right sauce for different foods. Tapatio is definitely best for eggs. Of course, if I’ve made my own, that takes precedence.

Pfffft, Cholula is awesome but undocumented and we are law-abiding blog denizens here, that’s why I and other Donald Trump supporters stick with the heavy vinegar flavor of Frank’s.

For one brief moment, Tapatio Doritos were available and no better chip has ever existed.

In Cali, Tapatío is more readily available. Plus, its flavors are richer than Cholula b/c it’s more garlic-based, where Cholula is more vinegar-based. It just tastes closer to mami’s salsa.

This is a constant struggle between my wife and me. We’ve eventually settled on just keeping Tapatio and Cholula in the house, which after typing seems pretty fucking bougie.

tapatio is also great!!!! but isn't it less widely available than cholula? i'm happy to be wrong here but we're talkin like THE PEOPLE'S HOT SAUCE, of which cholula is the one

Cholula? How bougey.

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

“And anyway, man-hating is not about hating individual men, some of whom are... fine. It’s about the need for fundamental structural and societal change.”

I say knee length skirts don’t take it far enough. We should put girls in burkas.

Actually, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism.