Pretty sure she’s in at least her mid-forties. She’s just dumb - and, apparently, still licking the hand that slapped her down for being a whore.

And to think I’ve been studying the penis for free all these years...

It’s really scary when you realize Kim Kardashian is the smart one in that relationship.

Because if a woman gives you permission to call another woman a bitch then it must be ok. Or something.

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

Hahaha I can’t blame her at all. I once saw two tortoises doing it at the Australia Zoo when I was there in college and it was hilarious. Did you know that the male tortoise actually makes noise while attempting to do the deed? Like these loud awkward grunts. I’m really surprised there’s only one model snickering,…

Why does every single thing inAustralia want to kill you? Giant spiders? Sure. I get it. Now even koalas? God-fucking-DAMMIT!

My favorite part of that whole situation was Bush identifying as the “lowest moment of his presidency” in an interview several years later. A comment from Kanye. The lowest moment in the presidency of a man who started a war based on falsified intelligence.

It’s completely disgusting. Especially combined with the Bill Cosby tweet. It’s sexualizing this woman in a really creepy way against her will and downplaying her accomplishments (I feel as though Swift has probably sold a lot more albums than Kanye) and because she’s also famous, it’s also probably something she’ll…

I can.

Why doesn’t Kanye ever use his powers for good anymore? Remember that time he made George W. Bush famous after Katrina?

...and he should play somebody called Sam.

Now that Jared is confirmed back, I kind of want to see Jensen pop up in the background somewhere just for the sheer number of heads that would explode over on Tumblr.

So what you are really saying is that Tori has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and is an all-around awful person.

Does anyone else feel like this just a little like... poverty porn?

I kind of want to start a thumb monkey rescue center now for when these little critters are inevitably abandoned. I would have the best miniature jungle gym for them...made of Tinker Toys and boba straws.

exactly. here’s the correct review: “Dumb comedy movie is dumb. of you like that, go see it, if not, don’t.”

Jesus I LOVE A Very Brady Movie. Seriously, she was a genius in that film. She nailed Marcia perfectly.