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As a complete aside: this is what people don’t seem to get about the south (at least urban Texas, the only part of it to which I can speak): the depth of shared, melting-pot culture (most importantly to me, selfishly, the resultant food), and pride of home that comes from it can be and usually is apolitical and

You only need to know one thing...

Doesn’t follow at all that the people who criticize marriage are the people who haven’t had luck with it. That shows a lot about your prejudices. I’m anti marriage, been in a committed, monogamous, live-in relationship with my other sex partner for 27 years. Don’t see the point, hate how being married is held up as

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

I love my negro nose with Jackson Five Nostrils.

There are legitimate criticisms to be made of marriage. I’m sorry it bothers you that people make them, but the fact that you’re happy and in a good relationship (congrats!) doesn’t mean the institution should be unquestioned.

Melanie Griffith gave you the stink eye?

It seems extra shitty for LGBT people, who only recently got that right, to be told what so many fought for doesn’t matter.

Like the default being crying “sexist!” and doing every possible to avoid having to address actual issues instead of perceived attacks on one of the most privileged women in the world?

has anyone written anything on rude Hillary fans yet? Because I’ve seen some really gross things written about Bernie, too.

Anthony Anderson: “Stacy Dash is kinda being shitty”

Stacey Dash as “Ann Coulter dipped in butterscotch,”

Nicolas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of “storytelling,” if that’s what he thinks it is.

Of all the puns on all the posts in the gawker media universe, this was my favourite.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Oh, I was just an intolerant snot in that job generally, and it didn’t help that I was surrounded by teenagers all night, and we were all high, all the time. I’m the same age as you, by the way.

Friend voluntarily left the group when she realized how upset we all were. Last I heard she left her husband, so that's good. He was a douche. Nobody confronted him. I was kind of scared of him. :/

A co-worker discovered that her husband figured out her password and was lurking around her email account. So...she planned a “surprise” birthday party for him. She emailed restaurants, special events, I forget what, I think hot air ballooning. She did enough to make him think he was getting the party of the year. And

I can’t imagine not having some sort of safe personal space to myself. I usually end up telling my spouse everything. But knowing I can rant to my best friends and get things in perspective when I’m mad BEFORE broaching the issue with my husband is invaluable. And I would not feel comfortable turning to someone for

Legit question from An Old:

If email is not the way the younger generation prefers to do business communication, what is? I get the casual/social thing being varying social platforms, but as someone who regularly does business and courts clients 15-20 years her junior, what should I do instead of using email for