I got chills as soon as I read “I just want you to know why I am doing this.”, I’m glad she’s safe and nothing happened, but damn that’s scary.

FLAWLESS.

I was going to say because of the serving size. But then it’s ok and acceptable to drink a 40oz straight from the bottle. So good question!

So while dressed as Jesus, did you say "The blood of Christ" before each slug of wine you drank?

I’m just guessing, wine is commonly looked at as more complex, and needs to breath, the shape of the glass changing it character, where beer doesn’t have that view as widely. Thus, if you’re drinking it strait from the bottle, you’re a wino, and drinking only to get drunk, instead of enjoying all of its finer points.…

I dressed up as Jesus a few years ago for a Christmas party(we do dressup for Xmas instead of Halloween), drank directly from the 3 bottles of wine I brought and nobody called me crass.

Drinking beer straight from the bottle is cool. Drinking wine straight from the bottle is crass, it turns out. Why is that?

I go one step further: why deal with the possibility that you’ll be cut up by a broken wine bottle?

Please start a film criticism podcast IMMEDIATELY. I am intrigued by your theories and wish to subscribe to your podcast.

Solution for when you don’t have a cork screw handy: plan your purchase.

The door was a metaphor for their relationship, guys! Rose was always going to be able to go places that Jack couldn’t follow. They were trapped in two different worlds! Also doors have handles and Rose couldn’t have handled the judgment of society had she chosen him. Also doors are made of wood and while the sex was…

Isn’t the whole point of going on a cruise to hook up with some random guy/girl and then never see them again?

Sexy, sexy body heat.

Yes definitely. It’s so annoying when people shit on American Apparel as being overpriced but then pretend they give a fuck about child slave labor making their $9 Target shirt. Sorry, you gotta pay more for fair business practices.

Plus I get the feeling that Rose was getting pretty bored with Jack anyways, tbh.

I AM THE SAME!!! Oreo handi-snacks are like the perfect food.

yes! love those! they’re like naked kit-kats!

wouldn’t that just be something like this? normally found off brand in the cookie aisle

Yes! I agree. But I am also the monster who would totally buy Oreos without the filling, so I don’t know what that says about having me as your ally.

I actually think it would be to Kit Kat’s great benefit to introduce a bar with a higher wafer:chocolate ratio. I’m always nibbling the chocolate off the outside of the wafers to create this effect, but it would be much more efficient for me to just have a version with increased wafer volume.