The fact that Disneyland sells alcohol is literally the only reason I would ever go to Disneyland as an adult. That place is not meant for sobriety.

He already did use “Born in the USA” for a while, but seems to have stopped. I watch too much of this.

Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not.

Trumpo, the orange snake response is: Adele is a looser and hater with out talent and because she told us we can’t use her music, she lost 2 million fans.

I’m starting to think there may be a brisk business to be done in writing pop songs that appeal to Republican candidates.

JIA I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR TO GET LUNCH. AND NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GETTING.

Everything here is awful.

LET ME AT EM.

who called the mix-up “flattering,”

i mean....michael jackson fucked up his legacy himself though

Isn’t “the lady doth protest too much” a pretty standard saying, without any automatically homophobic connotations even if said regarding a man?

Just go for it, honestly. eBooks have completely changed the game for getting published.

I liked thinking of the “inner goddess” as a pornographic variation of the Lizzie McGuire cartoon character. That was the only component of that book I found entertaining.

I need to start writing bad erotica, like, now.

The moral to this story being:
$40 million? HOLY F*CK!

Who’s got the inside track on the *next* racy meme trend?

Once girls hit puberty, many men will be sexually attracted to them.

I met my first boyfriend when I was 13 and he was 24. The above, “If anything I was a victim of delusion.” comment in regards to not being (or not wanting to be) a victim rings very true. My girlfriends were 18ish and I deluded myself that everything was cool. It was not. He was very immature, controlling, as fucked…

I have cousins who were forced to get married because they were “so pretty they would get in trouble” — code for rape, or at least pre-marital sex — at the age of 12, 13, 14. But this was in Afghanistan. Guess there isn’t a huge cultural gap between the US and Middle Eastern countries, at least not when it comes to…

When I was 14/15, I had a huuuuge crush on the son of a family friend who was 19/20. I would have hit all kinds of milestones with this guy if he had let me. But, you know, he ignored my crush, kept me at arms’ length, etc., and then we became pretty good friends when I was in college.

What 26-year-old man other than a sexual abuser and/or rapist would be even remotely interested in a 14-year-old child? That’s something I will never understand.