oh yeah been there

My boyfriend and I had sex in a Mormon church in the primary room, but that isn’t the most sacrilegious I’ve gotten. My first lesbian sexual experience was in a handicapped bathroom (both able bodied), in a church, during a service.....(wait for it)..... about the sins of homosexuality!!!

i used to wear a lot of makeup when I was 15. My bf recently saw my passport photo and told me I look younger with my hair cut how it is now. I was 15 in the picture I'm 25 now. Sometimes make-up makes a huge difference.

yeah she looks at least17. With makeupon I could see him getting confused.

that's a sweeping generalization. I agree with the sentiment though.

Let me in on your secret! As a fat, I'd say enjoyable sex all the time would be a miracle, let alone blisteringly hot sex all the time.

lost mine to a greasy hipster with dumb tattoos and overly large ear plugs. He was also a drug addict who decided to change his name to Sven because " the Swedish are chill". I lost my virginitry in a car, while it was on the freeway, with two other people and a dog in the SUV. I have soooooo much regret.

Lol i wish i was that clever. It was real

Yeah that sentence is all sorts of fucked up. What i ment to say is I'm not on with a guy being sqweaminsh about the word vagina. I only just joined the modern world and got swipe.

an old lady handed me one a few days ago. She said this could do you some good dear. It was called is Allah like uh you, it's about why I should leave Islam and embrace jesus...I was like ummmmmm I'm Mexican.

Oops vagina.... Goddamn autocorrect

that Omfg. I'm not OK with someone not being squeamish about Cajuns

aghhhhhhh there getting worse

Yess you need the complete set!!

oh no!!!!

Mr. Beanz says vagina. I actually think it's pretty sexy that he isn't squeamish about the word vagina like so many men are. Unless it's about to be ruff... Then it's a cunt.

my dad told Me it was guacamole my first time seeing wasabi. So I ate the whole thing :( Mexican old men and little girls are fooled by the wasabi.

my first thought was "but seven isn't in TNG... where did those come from"

your comment made my night.

What is that sandwich and how do i get it into my mouth.