I really feel they should’ve stuck with 2014’s Godzilla design. It’s so fucking gorgeous.

TDKR has also aged very very poorly, and its politics are disgusting. That said, it’s a brilliantly told story.

“Based on the anecdotal evidence which I’ve observed just now, but which I’m certain must hold universally true, Twitter is simply too cruel and too violent for men.”

Ugh. Seriously, fuck the Dutch.

i just want a man to buy me things without asking to see pictures of my cooter

“...I don’t think we should go around the world and impose democracy on everybody. Some people just aren’t made for democracy. Some people just need a dictator. That’s just who they are.”