Some people just want to watch the world burn.

He made more than I do in...

I can’t believe this isn’t an Onion post...

I worked at my job for 10 hours in Thursday and made $130. So who’s the bigger fool? Me or him? Oof. 

“Blackness is defined through a series of cultural markers, among them dark skin, broad noses, and kinky hair, as well as a shared cultural history of freedom from bondage. Broadly, you could define blackness as the diaspora of people displaced from Africa through the slave trade, though that doesn’t account for…

It’s hard to tell if you’re joking. I think you’re joking, but just in case you aren’t: using a VPN is only going to make your ping worse.

Do both. “I’m leaving Fortnite until they build servers for us...and you should too. I’m playing (insert Battle Royale game here) instead. Come join me.”
That way no matter what the actual reason for a Middle East droppage in the player base, public opinion will tie it to the lack of servers and a protest. Then the…

Interesting, my college recently reverted most of the genderless bathrooms. People just weren’t comfortable using them in mixed gender company. Eventually, the student council came to the consensus that in an attempt to be inclusive, they inadvertently made most of the bathrooms more difficult to use, and made even…

That’s a bit unfair. While some of the more complex vehicle and squad controls are indeed...dense, basic infantry stuff isn’t too hard to get a handle on.

When did “cishets” become a thing? I get the meaning, but also I feel like that’d be firmly regarded as a slur if it didn’t represent the majority.

Nintendo struck down Bowsette? REALLY? And here I honestly thought the ever-family-friendly Nintendo would embrace little Billy’s first gender-bender fantasy, fashioning one of their iconic characters into a black-clad bondage slut. Who would have guessed Nintendo would shoot that down?  

Seriously, not a single person in 9 months wondered why her stomach was growing or why she had stopped menstruating? I hope she wasn’t being administered anything that would harm the baby’s development.

Good question. How was the baby born healthy too? Would the amount of nutrients they give someone in her condition be enough for the both of them?

I mean there's already a panel of Luigi being reluctant to give peach her dress back from one of the official comics so that horse has already left the barn. 

It’s hard to be obese when you can’t feed yourself for a decade. Unless the staff was force feeding her like a goose, as well as raping her.

How is it possible that nobody in a medical facility noticed that a patient in their care was pregnant?

“...none of the staff at the Hacienda HealthCare facility knew the patient was pregnant until she went into labor and began moaning.”

Nintendo just opened a whole new can of worms with that apology to Luigi.

Kinda glad they did. Doesn’t seem like something Nintendo would want to associate with. Although it was a big viral boost. And the whole Bowsette phenomenon got weird to me after the 5th time I jerked off to it. 

“For many fans, the Itali GTO is nearly impossible to control at high speeds, especially when driving the uneven streets of Los Santos.”