How much of a bonus do you think she got? Can’t just be an apology and a few compliments with this public a scandal.

I was just about to comment on how “interesting” her makeup looks. Very RHOP.

SERIOUSLY

That ombre lip!

WTF, I thought I was getting a handy cheat sheet I could send to all my friends. Don’t got time for no video

I could give two shits about Jay Z, but I am DEFINITELY going to start washing my butt like that.

Question: when are Jay and Bey going to be honest about their real ages? I have no dogs in this fight.....but it blows my mind people still don’t realize Jay-Z is turning 50 soon and Bey is close to 40.

How long until the pushback is LOUD ENOUGH that, as a country *we refuse to accept this racist, partisan bullshit* anymore?

How many fucking times does a GOPer have to say flat-out that voter ID laws exist solely to restrict people from voting?

I don’t understand why a man waltzing in behind her as she walks into a bathroom is SO MUCH MORE threatening than a man waltzing in behind her into any other room. Is there something about bathrooms that just make men all of a sudden way more rapey?

Clearly, Target’s dangerous new policy poses a danger to wives and daughters.

Won’t someone think of the beautiful blonde children?

And why haven’t these people been worried about their sons in the men’s room all this time? Oh, so maybe it’s not really about protecting their kids.

Newflash dipshits: if someone is going to sexually assault someone in a public restroom they already don’t care if they’re supposed to be in there or not. Making up some stupid transphobic rule under the guise of public safety won’t make a lick of difference.

The fun* part of the IRA is that a large part of its intentions were to move Native Americans off of land to create more plantations, so it not only proved a fatal expulsion of one minority population but allowed for the expansion of the enslavement of another. It gets you both coming and going!

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

I have some vague notion he made other movies, like some sort of diminishing returns trilogy, but when I try to remember them, I get a splitting headache and my nose starts bleeding. OK so just Purple Rain it is.

I’m still half expecting him to show up somewhere, as his larger than life persona tells me he cannot be gone. Minneapolis is shrouded in purple. I was lucky enough to get into First Ave last night and cried, sang, and danced with hundreds of other fans.

I dunno. TMZ likes to stir the shit up. I cannot imagine someone who was as much a control freak as Prince didn’t have some stuff in place for disposition of his vaults and whatnot. That seems out of character for him but I’m pulling that out my ass and all. If it’s true what TMZ says, then yeah. A mess.

This entire situation is just devastating to me. Unreal and so sad.