I remember reading an interview with Bowie about his first date with Iman and Bowie said as he was heading home he was naming their potential children in his head. My mother said, “That’s how you know it’s meant to be.”

So damn sad. They seemed truly happy.

1. Iman is a goddess.

Iman is spectacular. I don’t speak Italian but I would guess that “un marito perfecto” means “a perfect marriage”. So sad.

Not only would they be insulted, they’d have no sense of humor about it either. The dumbest people I know are the most insistent that they’re quite intelligent, even though “everyone is always calling [them] stupid.” And it’s always in a shrill, won’t-you-please-think-of-the-children tone.

and mindfulness... and probably a snickers.

I wish they could just address every parent news letter with:

“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

No.

I don't know. I mean yoga makes kids aware of their bodies. And if they're aware that they have bodies they might (whispers) masturbate. And if they do that, they'll go blind. Do you want our kids to go blind? WELL DO YOU???

Every time you say “Namaste” an angel turns gay. Everyone knows that.

Bull fucking shit. I reported boys grabbing my tits MULTIPLE TIMES to my school and they fucking got detention. So no, this is not okay but don’t act like boys don’t get away with this bullshit EVERYDAY.

You are accusing someone of a serious crime. Of course your memory is on trial. Of course what happens after matters. How do you not realize this? The crown fucked up so bad in this case.

I just attribute everything I say to Maya Angelou.

Hilarious.

Actually, little known fact about Gandhi is that he was vital in the customer service crisis of 1920. He single handedly heard the complaints of every woman with a Kate Gosselin haircut in India and gave them each a $5 off coupon for their next visit to any store in the country.

“Walt, back dat ass up” - ANCIENT WISDOM FROM THE CRADLE OF CREATION

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

After your last image, I... I have to post this: