I played lots of video games.

I watched the first fifteen to twenty minutes of the first episode. It was like they desperately were trying to get me to hate the show. I kept considering going back, but man, those were some rough first minutes.

We… have never… eaten poop.

Not enough Jerry, but other than that…

So, the movie industry is down 30% overall. And this weekend is down 45%. And they aren't predicting any not terrible weeks for at least a month. AMC's stock is down 25% (that is our biggest competition).

Then why did you respond?

Nate's back was already to the fight. Both Alvey and Jay were behind him at the moment. From that position, the bouncer would have been pulling Nate to the fight, not away from it. The staging of the scene makes zero sense.

You do realize your post doesn't make any sense?

"So your body is changing. Believe me I know how that feels." Is an underrated joke in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

So would you pay $79.95 for a set of those tapes?

A post-apocalyptic society with egg races.

It was great. How did you like Beth's hat in the King of Camp scenes?

A planet where owls evolved from man?!?

First off, both Alvey and the bouncer are wearing grey shirts and have black hair. And Alvey was the one attempting to reach Nate at that moment.

I think the hardest I laughed was at Lake Bell's insistence that everyone pay $79.95 for her videos.

Well, when I first watched it, I thought it was Alvey who Nate threw over his shoulder. It wasn't until you just pointed it out to me that I went back and rewatched it and saw it was the bouncer.

Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later is very good. It might be best show of the year. I am sad I am the only person who seems to have watched it.

I never would have suspected that the entire season of Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later would be an homage to the movie The Game

Better than that time Connie Britton couldn't leave the house on American Horror Story?

I should never have stopped watching Wet Hot American Summer for this shit.