I watched Ansel Elgort try not to use profanity while promoting Baby Driver.

That sounds accurate.

So the latest internal email says that Transformers bombed hard in the US, but got rescued by overseas sales. Nonetheless they are still projecting it to do $100M worse than the last one did.

Glazomaniac does.

Columbia has a problem with hippos as an invasive species.

Remember that episode of Drake & Josh where they did something foolish and then Megan did something sociopathic?

Well I had to sit through hearing how Wonder Woman, a period film set in WWI with a bunch of women created by divine will… embraced cis-normativity.

But who were you shipping?

She is also an incredibly minor character. She has no relationships with any other characters. She is just sort of a background detail, even more so than the Egyptian gods.

If you believe you can be free of Terra Nova once it has its hooks in you…

Matt Damon should do a movie where he teams up with Jeremy Renner to save the world from Liam Neeson.

Poor Matt Damon….

You'd be surprised.

Remember when we didn't have to worry that the Chinese box office would save terrible movies?

So there is an internal email about how dismal the box office numbers are, except for Wonder Woman. Cars 3 fell off much harder than they were anticipating and Transformers is doing much worse than the last movie.

Newsflash fuckwads, I'm a good person!

At least it is better than the 10,000 heads piled on the right side.

New Spider-Man: Homecoming poster:

Wow, The Mist is a uniquely terrible TV show.

So, according to our internal analysis, Transformers is bombing hard. Sadly, they are projecting War For the Planet of the Apes to also bomb. However Spider-Man is expected to make up for both of them. But they think it will be a soft quarter overall.