If the Fortress of Solitude is at the north pole, wouldn't it always be noon (along with all other times of the day)?

That's season two and I am still in season one. It is a giant mess, but it is so zany that I am enjoying the hell out of it. It's high camp at its finest.

MY EMOTIONS! MY EMOTIONS!

I'm considering watching it. Also, Zoo.

Yeah, I started watching it because "Rick Cosnett" and "gay kiss" popped up in my youtube recommendations. And I was originally going to do what I do with Nashville and only watch the scenes with him in it… but it was so ridiculous that I wound up just watching the whole episodes.

Yeah, it eventually makes a little sense, but since the show is determined to keep everyone's motives hidden, it just comes off as ridiculous nonsense. And then the first stab at an explanation is also ridiculous nonsense.

Gather round children, so I can tell you a tale of Quantico… In this episode, the director of Quantico faked a bomb scare on campus, then sealed the trainees in a room with the (fake) bomb. As the timer counted down the trainees were given a means to escape the room, but some stayed behind to try to defuse the (fake)…

Oh, and I guess the trainee pretending to be gay is also pretending to date the actual gay trainee… or rather half the people think they are dating and the other half don't. But he just asked out the twins (because of course he doesn't realize they are twins, excellent FBIing there).

The director of Quantico's son is also a terrorist who she is having the trainees survail.

President Katherine Seo

There is also a pair of twins pretending to be a single FBI agent. Again for reasons that don't make sense. Apparently the FBI director of Quantico wants one to be deep under cover and the other to be a normal FBI agent? I have no idea why this requires them pretending to be one person.

On Quantico there's a plotline about an agent pretending to be gay for reasons that don't seem to actually make sense. He was in the Israeli Defense Force and did… something… that was terrible. And afterwords he created an entirely new persona to cope with whatever it was. Which included wearing fake glass, pretending…

I watched the '00s Witchblade which was a lot crazier than I remembered. It is really good, but batshit insane. The CGI is laughably bad, though.

Quantico is one of the most ridiculous TV shows I have ever seen. Everyone at the FBI academy has a horrible secret, the kind that would be easily to blackmail someone over. And their training is mostly just bizarre psychological games that serve mostly to torture them. And yet, it is still a pretty fun TV show.

Hilariously, he's claiming it was all taken out of context….

The fact that "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Soundtrack" vol. 1 and 2 aren't on this list is a travesty. No one released as much music of as high a quality as that show this year!

Here's Sweden right now: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You can do better. If you are going to have sex with someone on youtube, at least aim for Smosh.

Low self-esteem?

So who knew that Sweden was a dark, post-apocalyptic hell hole?