I can't tell if this dancing is supposed to be amazing or horrible.

Yo. I'll participate. And my schedule is pretty open now.

Because 2016 made Jesus mad.

I assume this is a special guest star? I think he might be from Dancing With the Stars, a well they've already gone to on this show.

One thing I appreciate about this show is how they constantly mention that Stephanie is a lazy mooch… something they never acknowledged about Joey or Jesse in the original series.

Oh hey, now they are just traumatizing children.

This show really, really likes gay jokes…. and yet rarely the very, very obvious ones.

Fuller House is doing an homage to I Love Lucy. I guess the show is appealing to people who nostalgically remember Nick at Night in the '90s.

And flashbacks to all of their first kisses. And I thought the Fuller House style was bad…

I like how Fuller House feels free to shit all over Kevin Hart.

And because this show loves its '90s nostalgia Stephanie and DJ have a conversation while doing Riverdance. Also Stephanie just outed the guy DJ have been trying to fuck all episode to his entire family.

"We know gay, we grew up in a house, actually, with three dads. Yeah, one was obsessed with his hair, one was obsessed with cleaning, and the other one had a woodchuck puppet. I had a confusing childhood, but there was a lot of love." - Stephanie summing up 8 seasons of Full House.

And DJ's bang partner just came out of the closet to Stephanie.

This whole plot can be summed up as "Fuller House reenacts Wedding Crashers in order to get DJ laid."

And now they've made a bunch of gay jokes about DJ's eight-year-old son.

Despite the fact that everyone dresses like the early '90s, you can tell it is happening now because they all have smart phones.

The show tip toes up to the line of openly admitting that Stephanie is just fucking tons of dudes every night. And you know what? Good for her.

The subtext to this entire scene is that Matt and Steve's new girlfriends openly hate DJ.

Oh God. Alan Thicke just showed up… and now I am crying…

And now there's been some male nudity. Fuller House is somehow becoming a woke Two and a Half Men.