Ain't getting paid like an extra, so, go get it, my man.

Why do the makers of candy corn still sell candy corn? It doesn't taste good, it's shit on your teeth, and it's always disappointing. But… folks buy it, so…

Nadia must reconnect with Robby. We have to wash out the ick that was his relationship with Jess.

Can't agree with this more. I honestly don't know how people watch the first part of S3 and think Nick andJess were the problem.

It all started in the S3 premiere. I remember Nick's passport magically falling thru the paper shredder. I just thought 'crummy gag, but oh well'. It really was a sign of the unwanted wackiness to come.

Really? Schmidt and Cece are pitiful as far as storytelling goes. Good actors, genuinely nice moments. But they broke up twice for bogus reasons, and then a third time when he cheated on her for a month. Schmidt acting so out of character not only wasnt entertaining, but they doubled down and had him interfere…

Normally, I say 'let's allow room for some redemption'. But this guy seems to continue to live up to his earned reputation.

Oh… that was chris brown? God, he looks awful/creepy. Had I not read this review, I'd have not known who that was. Average episode, but… poor choice of casting. He wasn't particularly good, so why bother? Cast someone funny and autotune their voice.

"That was your other daughter ."- first mention of Abby Day in 3 seasons. She does exist!

I always thought it would end up being Nick. One degree off.

And yet… was nowhere to be found when Jess ans the gang traveled to Portland for their father's wedding. Neither at their mom's house, the rehearsal dinner, or the wedding itself.

Yeah, Jess mentioned she was out of town in the cold open. Abby Day, however, may have met some horrifying end.

Funny, because Schmidt and Cece were so tiresome for so long. They broke up twice for the lamest reasons, then Schmidt cheated on her and we got a season of Cece pining fire her adulterer until the writers snapped their fingers and got them engaged. I was fine with it, though, and I gladly accepted what is…

Yeah, they aren't real people. They didn't work because they were written to not work.

The biggest complication being, of course, the fact that that aren't an entertaining couple to watch.

"No longer a going concern". Don't think I've seen this turn of phrase, but I'ma start using it.

I don't think they're ready to decide how Jack dies. That limits a lot of what they can do over the next 2-4 years. Once we know how he dies, we need to see everyone deal with it. And that would change the presentation of the show.

This show likes to play with the time line. He didn't actually fall in love until years later when he caught her in a metal cover band playing Metallica's "One".

Is that explicitly stated, though? I legit do not remember. I know the triplets are 36 and they share Jack's birthday. But was he 36 when they were born? Or did we just jump thw gun on the show's gimmick?

I guess I'm confused. Missed an episode perhaps? But.. Jack doesn't like his job either, right? He gave up hope for his own business (whilst groveling back to his father) in order for them to live on their own, right? He is not living his dream, is he? Even tonight, he showed his desire to be his own man.