Calm down sweetheart.

Ohh fuck! Well that makes all the difference in the world that there’s more parity at the lower levels! It’s not like lucas was referring to how womens sports tend to have a handful of dominant teams and a huge drop in skill after that top tier level or anything!

UConn has won 111 of 112 games, which means you can bet on them to win and be right 99.1% of the time.

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

Does flagging ever actually work?

gets popcorn ready

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

As a St. Louisan, I am embarrassed that our city didn’t step up and vote yes. This is the world we live in. You can rail all you want against public funding for private purposes like stadiums, but where’s the outcry against things like TIF? Public funding exists for private purposes in other ways, and for our city to…

Honest question: why shouldn’t he be allowed to work with high school or college kids? I’m not aware of any allegations of child abuse in his past. He completed court-supervised counseling. Remember, he and his fiancée were both charged with with assault and public intoxication that night, even as ghastly as the…

Agreed. Keep Alex Rodriguez though. It pains me, but he’s actually a pretty good if not slightly great analyst.

The NBA is fucking unbearable.

Nah. Under. The Big East dissolves in a few years, DePaul goes into the Horizon League, and earns the conference bid one year.

Wait, why did they try to stop her in the first place? Like any normal human being I only watch track and field events during the Olympics, where victory laps are common. Is this normal for “smaller” events like this?

The Based God curse lives forever.

I still don’t get what this guy has done via technique, form, power, etc. to become such an utter physical wreck. While golf is far from darts in terms of being a physical sport, it isn’t exactly playing left offensive tackle. He was famous for being long off the tee and a well-rounded game to back that up, but is…

I find that overwhelmingly it’s women that love the season. Just love metric ass-tons of snow. Knowing full well their asses are not going to be the ones out there shoveling God’s dandruff.

I am a life-long resident of the Northeastern U.S. and I would just like to say, as I always say when I pick up a shovel: Fuck you, snow. And fuck you, winter. You are, by far, the shittiest of all seasons, and I will never not look at an adult human who says they love this crappy time of year like they are a…