I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

I ran long distance competitively from Junior High all the way thru college (Big East conference) and I have never had any form of desire to run a marathon. They just aren’t good for you or your body. Why do you see like 10 people die every year running these things? I still think the 10k is the pinnacle of the road…

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

Does this count as another major?

That girl was pretty hot

We will probably have Commander Pence as President if Trump gets impeached.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

They must use a really heavy newspaper.

I think it’s the fans, mostly.

I don’t care how fancy he is, dogs usually don’t live for much more than 16 years.

Rodgers won’t win another SB because his GM can’t draft Defensive talent and he thinks he gets to keep the 5-7MM of cap space he leaves every year, not to mention he hasn’t figured out how to actually execute the paperwork for a Free Agency Pickup or trade.

My friends and I were addicted in our youths and I swear it’s the funnest thing you can do indoors besides heroin.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Agree’d Tom! My solution was easy. I just stopped watching basketball.

Shit like this, along with the seemingly complete randomness of foul calls on drives, makes basketball (especially college, but also NBA) near-unwatchable to me. It’s so frustrating to sit through the last few minutes of a close game and basically just accept the fact that the whistles dictate the outcome of the game.

+1 forgotten child

Good boy.

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.