I don’t get this.

This is unkind. I agree that she knows her strengths, but there many educated people who do not excel at public speaking, and it would be difficult for anyone to be as good at giving an interview as she is at performing, so her statements may simply suffer by comparison.

They look so uncomfortable!

Miss Jay and his amazing legs returned? I did adore him, but my heart mostly belonged to Nigel and Mr. Jay. Once that dynamic was lost, I just couldn’t feign even any sort of mild excitement about the show anymore.

They were fired, but that wasn’t Tyra’s decision! FWIW, Miss Jay is back.

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Sometimes I love America, and sometimes I REALLY love America.

my engagement ring was my husband’s grandmother’s, not a diamond (which i prefer and i happen to love my ring). you can’t imagine how many times people say with a sad face, “oh it’s not a diamond...”

Never forget:

I love her glasses. Wish I could make those work for me.

That picture of Erykah Badu is so gorgeous. She’s always gorgeous but I didn’t even recognize her for a second. Damn.

There's a lesson here about smoking too much and posting on the Internet, but I'm too high to remember it.

Why with all the Yoko? I hate Yoko. I never hated her until I read her tweets daily here, and now I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns. Hate. Yoko. Fire. Hate.

What has Canada ever done to us Azealia? That's like wishing Godzilla would go to Japan.

What, just like “heres a list of women and LGBT people”? What are you talking about dude? People who cheat on spouses: assholes. Women and LGBT people: normal people that did nothing wrong.

Echoes needs to stop taking relationship advice from Severus Snape.

Dudes like this unnerve the hell out of me. It’s like a wall of “trying” that gets increasingly mean and frantic. They are like the velociraptors in the first Jurassic Park, just jumping on the electric fence, trying to find a weak spot. And they NEVER admit that they are the creepy, stalker assholes that they are. In…

I’ll put Tracy Morgan on my calendar. Because even if it sucks, because most of SNL sucks, I’ll still get to see him. Yay!

It’s not a complicated look, really, though you’d have to adjust it to suit your own tastes and the fact you aren’t (or are? I don’t know your life) constantly lit for magazine work. If you sat down in front of me and handed me this look saying you want to be able to recreate it at home I’d probably start you off with…

I promise you that electric blue is mostly MAC’s Deep Truth. I’m sure there are other things thrown in there but I recognize Deep Truth the way a mother fur seal recognizes the call of her lost pup from an entire island away. I’d be willing to be there’s some Plumage worked around the outer corner, but Deep Truth.…