What constitutes an adult? I consider anyone under 25 a teen.

ok, you win this time only

From the Macklemore song:

All you needed in reply was this, methinks:

Thanks for that... I don’t know poo about Gavin Rossdale and that item was making my brain hurt because it didn’t make sense to me.

I watch it with the subtitles and it still takes me over an hour. I invent reasons to get up and take breaks. I didn’t even watch the scenes for next week’s ep this sunday I was like I CAN WAIT A WEEK TO FEEL THIS CONFUSED AGAIN THANKS.

I love me some Halle, but it’s pretty well known at this point that she is a nightmare person with some significant issues.

I doubt it’s a matter of luck. Halle has always struck me as being a genuine narcissist. It’s virtually impossible to have a successful relationship with one of those.

Normally I would find the idea of a woman in 2015 calling her husband King but with those two it just seems to fit. He’s her King and she’s his queen and I buy it like a guillible dope because when it comes to Hollywood couples we never learn.

I know! I kind of want to invite you guys over for a slumber party now.

This nanny (not THE nanny) has paparazzi following her, and she looks smug as fuck. I think they did have an affair of some sort, and that SHE leaked it because she wants to be famous.

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

Bobby Finger just wins, period. I want to be Bobby Finger when I grow up.

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

This is the most meh Tweet Beat ever. STEP IT UP, CELEBS.

Every time I read a First Female _______ headline I am reminded of Tina Fey accepting the Mark Twain award: “I do hope that women are achieving at a rate these days that we can stop counting what number they are things.” It’s motherfucking 2015, and we’re not there yet.

It’s the Arizona Cardinals , she’s still not a coach on a football team.

Your friend sucks.