Would you mind posting a link to the Vice article, please?

No, I remember that one too! Superstat Machine.

On tour with billy woods right now, should be a dope show.

It hasn’t even been written yet. Not sure if Rooo is just joking or what.

Upper left is definitely Sandler.

Seth Abramovitch wrote for Gawker for years, seems strange not to mention it.

“Faggot!” - Paris Hilton
“We’re like two niggers!” - Paris Hilton
“Fuckin’ hoodlum, broke, poor bitch from like, Compton” - Paris Hilton

She said he also screamed Nigger in the office sometimes, so there’s that.

It’s not Elizabeth Gilbert with cancer, it’s her new partner.

People are sending pornographic cinemagraphs to Jason Derulo? I’m not even mad at that. 

That’s...incorrect.

This story makes me happy. I wish this stranger and his family all the best of luck.

“God’s Perfect Person” lmaoooooo. I am deceased. Also, where’s the CB album that’s better than Confessions? I’ll wait!

Drake (who is someone who has been represented on the Billboard 100 for 400 STRAIGHT WEEKS) should be considered someone who knows what the fuck they’re talking about when it comes to contemporary music. I agree with his assessment here, Hotline Bling was no more of a rap song than say...We Are Young by Fun or…

And the other is named Moroccan. Not Morocco. Moroccan.

That is a ridiculously good analogy.

You dumb moon! Don’t you know it’s night?!

Exactly what I’m saying! What’s the timeline here?

I knew Bobby didn’t write this dirtbag when I saw JOAN CRAWFORD AND BETTE DAVIS referred to as “some famous old broads.” Whew. Way to bury the lede, girl.

In my experience, with black men it’s “dick”, with white men it’s “cock.”