The werent at home being raped by their husbands, obviously they had murder coming to ‘em.

As a London resident, I can say we don’t have nearly enough Jack the Ripper tourist traps. I wholeheartedly applaud this man’s innovative (and may I say... daring!) vision. This is a great day for female murder victims.

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag.

Well, I, for one plan to engage in my own plot for eternal youthfulness by bathing in the tears of old dried up white dudes like Tony. Because although he might be becoming aware of his own mortality, truth is he’ll be considered bangable for a while, even with the high douche quotient.

Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

Right? It’s like the ultimate gaslighting. You can’t possibly have independent thoughts! Someone must be telling you to hate your other parent because in literally every non-divorced household all the children get along swimmingly with both parents all of the time!

It’s also really common for kids to (of their own volition!) not like a parent and not feel safe with them. All those kids are old enough to have their own opinions. I can’t tell you how shitty it is to be told by the court that because you are not 18, it is impossible that you would have any independent thought and…

This is really true. The working class drive Hondas, the middle class drive Lexus, the rich drive Maseratis and the super rich drive Hondas.

Real rich people don’t have to impress you, so they wear whatever the fuck they want. Dressing very ostentatiously is a nouveau-riche thing.

LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. There wasn't one country I visited where I didn't hook up with someone. But in seriousness, had great success at pubs in Ireland and Scotland, especially in small towns.

Stansted... shudder.

Attack people. They attack people.

It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid, instead of being angry at others for finally getting a chance to do better.

I really think 20% is fine. I was never, ever upset about 20% — that's the standard. More is always welcome, but not required, even for the best service. And look, if I legit screwed up (like say, forgot to put your order in so it took forever to get your food), I didn't expect 20% at that point! That's cool, I…

I know right?! I said elsewhere, but like, this woman (and others) who think that servers are swimming in cash because of tipping, LEAVE YOUR SHITTY RETAIL JOB AND START WAITING TABLES THEN. Oh, you don't want to? Hmmm. Maybe it's not as easy to make a bazillion dollars as you say, and you know that.

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

What a headache. Would you say Target's new store brand-oriented return policy isn't quite on the… Up & Up?

If it's significant money then I hope that it's not all stashed in a Money Market. I'd open the door to this question by having a more general question about finances and financial/lifestyle expectations. For example: We're getting married - we need to talk about what our expectations are for our life - where do…