Bat Nipples. Doom Nipples.

She absolutely should be suspended. She's proven to be an abusive, loose cannon several times over. I'd venture to say that she should be kicked off the national team as well—I don't want her representing my country.

But I didn't even know she was playing professionally—I had no idea this league existed, nor anything…

It's kind of funny that they have black people in the ads, but they don't particularly like having black customers.

The thing about "not seeing many Christians" can be a false sense of absence.

When are we going to get an Xander Crews cameo?

You are SO wrong on this car. It was a teenager's auto shop project, built from the ground up (with RHD, for God's sake)...of course it was supposed to be over-the-top and immature. It was so obviously unique, so obviously representative of the guy's labor and love that losing it had to be designed like it was. Would…

I always thought it was kind of appropriate.

I know when I first started into my career and we were going through training we talked about topics such as how to handle conflict in the workplace. I remember one of the ways they said to address conflict was to make "I" statements instead of "You" statements. One of the most used examples was "When you do this it…

Oh if only that bus was carrying a libertarian convention...

What the hell is up with the new look of the site? It looks awful.

I agree, but I also don't think Allred has a volume setting other than "loud."

It's mostly a legal service providing callers up-to-date information on a state's bestiality statutes and first-cousin marriage laws.

I think you're wrong about the sleeve. You see, I have only ate two crunchy tacos in my entire life, because both times all of the ingredients slid out the backside of the taco as I attempted to eat it. I instead order soft tacos, because you can fold them up and keep the murder juices and oil from dripping…