I was hopeful for a moment that this was real.

Cards Against Humanity didn’t make people lack creativity, it just put it on display.

Buy guns. They sell them to us too, you know?

You might not be a shitty parent today, but your kids will rewirite history until you are.

I bought a 79' when I lived in Florida, managed to get 55 between Sarasota and Punta Gorda, after removing the doors and if I as drafting a semi. Got like 10mpg. Savage. I’d 4 sure wear eye protection, mine snowed rust on every bump.

How do you go about picking which of these investigations are right and wrong? Do you have a Magic 8-Ball or something? Or a track record of never choosing who to love and trust poorly?

I’m having fun trying to reconcile these two articles, one where it’s wrong to sell guns to non-U.S. citizens

By the end of the episode, Sheldon is talking about how many kids he wants to have, Amy having succeeded in her little experiment on Sheldon.

for sure got paid for hand.

At what point do you realize that it doesn’t fucking matter how thoroughly you prove 45 is a scumbag it’s 100% fucking futile?

Coulter only matters to the extent that borderline media needs some cartoon to trot our once and a while as a paper tiger proxy.

You consider shooting the prosecutor and a few rando cops or we banking on strongly worded think-pieces finally becoming effective?

Page clicks.

The inevitable byproduct of two dominant and opposed groups that refuse to engage or compromise or actually literally fight it out and who both have an absolute lack of self-awareness whenever it’s strategically convenient.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/11/opinion/american-guns-mexico.html

You do have a Linkedin account, so he’s not the only one who came away looking like an asshole here.

How do you conduct a proper background check against someone who is undocumented in a foreign country Paul?

Are you in favor of no background check for some people, Paul?

Or are you flailing right now because the page needs copy that can tangentally be attached to some notions on the masthead if nobody really reads too…

I just hope someone walks up to Mulaney and slaps the shit out of him and he screams “Motherfucking amateur editors on some website must have used MY PICTURE with a misleading and inflammatory headline! AGAIN!”

Low testosterone can make someone lethargic or physiologically and emotionally depressed.

There are a lot of scholarly peer reviewed articles about the benefits of testosterone on mental acuity.

Olympic level bridge is cribbage?