Used to work there, recognized Sam (Samudra) right away. He picks on his little sister all the time when they play in the water.

I’d actually be offended if I didn’t constantly hear people af various ethnic origins saying white people are scared of Popeyes because there are black people there.

btw, “I don’t know her” is an obvious Mariah joke.

Because kids are responsible for how adults react to them.

Don’t fuck up your back carrying water for someone who wouldn’t know you if they saw you just because you sit on the same equipment.

“the rather hyperbolic title”

They literally used wintergreen in glue and paste when I was a kid.

Now I know where the extra chromosomes went.

They, and probably everyone else in some way, have been guilty of misidentifying the change in what is defined as “blue” humor as “PC” culture.

“There was no corroboration on Brett Kavanaugh’s bald assertion that he didn’t do it,”

Do people REALLY want a female James Bond or do they want to have an example of someone who has that position of fame/reverence in our collective culture who is also a woman?

I’ve been enjoying some variation of this insult forever (“you are not the protagonist”) and refuse to relinquish it just because those turds are using it too.

He wanted Brainiac to have a robot sidekick

You know why.

The Devil In Miss Jones and Behind The Green Door were not comedic, and were regarded as artistic endeavors by some critics at the time and today.

Thank you.

This sort of shit is designed to exculpate Bush Jr. Thanks for playing your role for the sake of laughs.

...where is May?

This is a lot more relatable if you express the idea of abstracted desire thusly:

“I wish I was hungry.” “I really wish I liked to exercise”

Old single people have an incredible ability to lie to themselves.