This sort of shit is designed to exculpate Bush Jr. Thanks for playing your role for the sake of laughs.

...where is May?

This is a lot more relatable if you express the idea of abstracted desire thusly:

“I wish I was hungry.” “I really wish I liked to exercise”

Old single people have an incredible ability to lie to themselves.

Some sort of long spiel, anyhow. Or several.

See, this is why Jesus gave you hypersexuality when you’re like this. You should be too busy jacking off to talk to anyone when you’re this crazy.

I think it’s clearly a gold and white sandwich.

you sound fedora.

If it’s unimportant then removing it is also unimportant.

As soon as the name of the guard is release I suggest interviewing their mom.

I already miss bouncy loot lake just for all the fun golf cart stunts I was doing.

Dude can’t even spell “wrangle” and you know he wears their fucking jeans.

...it’s to fuck over the employees forming the class action suit. Duh.

It’s the same conflict shitty people always have when they have to decide between feeling good, looking good, and doing good.

No mention of who actually brought this creep to such scrutiny. Why is that?

This is their historic policy. Remove the monetization pending a guilty plea or verdict.

I heard the real deal was dude was eating the snacks and got horny and fingered his bum w/o a hand wash 1st.

And that’s why your weak ass couldn’t have stopped 9/11. Your bunches lack funk.

She talks like she wants those hands.

I laughed at the Bill Nye reaction to GdGT calling him and I still think Sheldon’s nascent sexuality is funny for some reason. I may not after I lose my virginity.