What about ear piercing?

Counterpoint: Keep using him as an example of a patriot killed by his allies and a leadership that tried to cover it up.

Your employer would like it very much if you stood up and thanked god and good fortune for putting them in a position where they can demand your loyalty.

If she’d been a heroin addicted male author playing William Tell millions of half-smart romantic shitheads would worship her and recite her work every thanksgiving.

R Kelly doing gospel? Is Andres Serrano going to sue? 

I know it’s not intentional but this ongoing premise always makes me feel like being a lifelong fan of sleepers, in particular the V6 Camry, is really weird.

Because, Kristen, we don’t live in a meritocracy but rather a kleptocracy and that means having wealth isn’t limited to people who have brains.

I remember when it was pretty much just white hicks in places like Idaho playing this crap. #Progress

10th plague these motherfuckers, repeat as needed.

If he wanted that pussy as much as she wanted that dick she could have shit on the floor and still gotten it.

I hear your millennial snark and I don’t give a FUUUUCK.

“These are things you can’t do in Texas, like executing the mentally retarded or sabotaging the education system with nonsense...”

I’ll bet she’s “three months pregnant” a LOT.

Two words: “lord’s kiss”

I’m waiting for Tig to open up and discuss how she stole her clown idea from Bryan Johnson’s film Vulgar.

“you don’t need to listen to the game’,”

I’d donate most of my pile to hire a hitman to kill the father that convinced his kids to tell this lie in the 1st place.

A cigarette and not a cigar?

Is CK a creep? Could be. Notaro has no real information about it, if she did she’d be a hypocrite for not sharing it since she’s specifically calling people out for not sharing 1st hand information.

People who want to hold others to this kind of personal Vs. political standard are usually not very introspective and self aware.