ugh, thanks. my face is all wet now. jerk.

I’m a comic, I work in an ethnically diverse environment and put my foot in my mouth a LOT. Even I would know better than this.

Legit. I’ve been dumping Moet on women for years since G Thang came out, you guys.

“DCF got a report that Naika had been sexually abused while in foster care. The other child involved in the case denied it, saying that Naika was the aggressive one.”

And that’s not an attack bite. A dog that fights because of conditioning will shake it’s head from side to side to tear flesh away to bleed out prey.

You are supposed to teach your kid to pull the animal’s heart out through the throat, show it to the animal and say “Kali Ma”.

Wedging your hand behind their teeth can discourage puppies, etc. and takes some of their power away. However a medium to large dog or a trained attack dog, or a street/wild dog that has to fight to survive, won’t play that shit.

People who overuse hashtags as a strategy should be beaten in the ass with a ball peen hammer until they die.

Couple of things:

If anyone ever gives you that “if you hate America so much why don’t you leave it?” bullshit the correct response (well the actual correct response is a beating, but you’re all probably nicer than I am) is:

“It’s unfortunate that Mr. Lloyd made the assumption that the store owners were Arabic when, in fact, they are of Indian descent,” Mascara added. “Regardless, we will not tolerate violence based on age, race, color, ancestry, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, national origin, homeless status, mental or…

It don’t hurt, that’s for sure.

I don’t know why you’re a fuckwit. I’d probably have to meet your family to begin to have an idea and even then Ii know plenty of families of mixed fuckwit heritage.

Just to be clear: If I ever get rich I never said any of this shit.

I don’t disagree with this, but the indignance we all have (myself included) belies the fact that we literally inherited concepts of “property rights” from people who got all the property by killing people. Hell, unless you happen to be rich how much doubt do you have that if a rich person wanted to take something…

I remember when I was a young man and vomit-shitting was just something you would do after twenty shots and a half gallon of 7-11 robot chili.

We’re appointing aliens now?

I don’t know if you know this or not, but you can actually have a nuanced perspective on things like Wikileaks. Did you know that governments can do bad things to people who also do bad things?

shows what you know, I bitch about EVERYTHING.

Where do people get the idea that it’s ok to kill for property?