subway/submarine/po-boy all use a split roll, not two slices of bread.

Pizza is an open-faced sandwich, hot-dogs are a sandwich, as are burritos and wraps, etc.

200 people left a 20k venue. This is a “bad night”? Whoever wrote that should NEVER DO COMEDY. You’ll kill yourself.

China is basically like Russia now, except we don’t usually get it when they are being rude dicks because they are so good at faking politeness when they want something but Russians act like aggressive dicks even when they need something from you.

turn the nozzles and load it with pepper spray juice.

That time half my ancestors killed all the brown people and took their land. And then all the other times they did it.

No, I’m just a leftist progressive prone to violent outbursts and ideation. Just because someone has progressive values does not mean they lose all forms of asocial behavior or opinion. Pacifists progressives are fine, but pretending violence has no place is something I’ve had to laugh at coming from people wearing a…

I’m fine with this, it’s sports entertainment.

It’s a cold spray, in my opinion a potentially dangerous brand of snake-oil currently being sold to sports teams, probably by trainers involved in pyramid schemes.

Conflicted about comics at paid shows not doing their act. I can understand the desire to get a message across, especially about important personal issues but I can’t tell from the article if she tried to do sue using humor or not.

At a 20k venue for a well known headliner you’re going to have people who think anyone called a “comedian” who is famous is going to go up and do something like a Bill Cosby act from the early 80's. Because that is just what they think comedy is. They don’t pursue standup, they don’t engage with modern comedy beyond…

We need to get some of that cartel spirit among the progressive Left. I’d really like to read about judges being executed outside their homes after giving lenient sentences to rapists.

hold your hand up to his face just like a mask hiding his lower face from the nose down. Corey Feldman.

If all the weight is in the front with suspension then isn’t this just a reverse Robin, in terms of geometry? Not that the wheels would handle it, as you noted.

he prolly’ eats ass. eat a woman’s ass and she’s going to notice you.

Not really since every progressive I’ve ever met would probably avoid spray painting an actual swastika when calling someone a “Nazi”.

I’m already in a state of 24/7 outrage, can someone just email me when it’s ok to start killing these people?

Really hope this takes place in Australia.

Remember when MC Chris actively dissed and dismissed “nerdcore”? He recanted some, possibly all, of his shitty comments about that and fans but still Trebek making a lame improv joke isn’t shit compared to a guy on tour doing nerdcore shitting on the genre and the fans buying his tickets.

Should have at least put a little lip/spoiler along the top edge. Works better as an homage to an Opel GT than a Vette.