Since he’s Scottish, he’d kick you in the fucking balls for calling him English. In fact most Scottish people would kick you in the balls for calling them English. I'm Scottish and would most definitely kick you in the balls for calling me English.

“That picture on top there is from a 1978 issue of Penthouse, and I didn’t find it in a soggy pile by a mattress in the woods”

That looks like it was thrown together at the last moment in someone's garage. 

No thanks, I choose life. I’ve driven a 79 turbo at decent speeds on a wet twisty back road, and you can call me a pussy all you want, but that all or nothing boost combined with the ‘I’ll do whatever the hell I want to do' rear end is not for the faint of heart.

I figure for the total price of that one car, I’d rather be in a 2020 Audi RS6 Avant for daily driving plus a Lotus Evora GT Manual for the weekends. I think both cars would more than make up for one exotic.

Yeah, good luck with that theory. People in the U.S would still stand their ground in that scenario even if that means holding up traffic for miles back and increasing the risk for all drivers. As long as they are ahead of the car behind them, they don’t give a shit about what’s coming up fast. There’s a certain…

Ever look up all the new 2020 Lotus Evora GT’s for sale on Autotrader in the U.S. There’s like 1 Manual transmission car for sale. All the rest are for sale with an auto transmission. The epitome of a manual transmission sports car for sale and you can hardly find a new GT with a manual transmission in the U.S. If…

I would get along really well with your parents. 

I’m encouraged by all the talk of electric cars using a manual transmissions. As long as I get to row my own gears, I don’t care what powertrain is behind it, nor the noise that comes out of it. I acknowledge we’re headed for a full on electric car future. I Just want a say in how I get to control it. 

You do know you come off as thick and ignorant when you call her the Queen of England, and talk about that little isle which also includes Scotland and Wales, and if you mention the U.K, you’re also talking about N. Ireland. Calling her the Queen of England is not her official title and it’s a botched insult towards…

It’s not much, but knowing she died doing something she loved doing is a very small consolation. I mean what the hell else can you say about a tragic accident.

I think twiglet is in good hands. You can just tell her rescuers genuinely care. 

Then might I suggest the anatomically correct Ben Doll.

This is the correct answer. 

“You don’t need California to dictate this.’

I think the crosstar version has potential.

I really hope they’ll learn to use this with all the misogyny that goes on in Saudi Arabia.

I’ll take my chances in this. Immortan Joe approved. 

Now that’s what I call an answer to a question.