I’d get a shit load of people together dressed like this, holding that sign and demand to be included. 

Show off. At 7 years old, I got my head stuck in a bucket. 

a huge Led Zeppelin fan.

We had a Pomeranian, lived to the ripe old age of 18, that we had to put diapers on because he would just lift his leg and pee on everything in the house. It was a combination of getting older and sheer lazyness. He had like an acre of fenced green grass, all for him, to go outside to do his business, but he was…

“but I would just be lusting over the ND anyways and probably buy that...”

I’m sorry to say that I believe your intelligent, well written response will be completely lost on that guy. Too much concentrated sense in one posting. 

Didn’t Alf end up on his way towards getting vivisectioned in that final episode. No way he was getting out of that. Helluva way for your main character to bow out.

I think you’ll find that NA closer to 30 years old, than 10.

They need to bring the guillotine back just for this kind of dumb fuck stupidity.

I’ve seen a more flattering profile of it in this still photo. That video doesn’t do it any favors in the looks department.

Sorry, had to go there

That one would have torpedoed your entertainment winning streak

What a dumb fucking analogy. What does building homes have to do with a polar bear being shot in a location where there are no fucking homes to begin with. This is about one of the last pristine environments on the planet, so we allow some corporate greedy cocksuckers and some low brow over privileged tourists to conta…

Well, he wasn’t just a pretty face with great hair.

Based on the words of that cop in the top photo that said in the movie. “Freeze, or name your beneficiary”. Always seemed rather an odd thing for a cop to say, even in a comedy. 

I stared at this for over 8 minutes. 8 minutes for the love of God and I have zero regrets. 

Oh crap. This movie was about to become my Friday night movie and I had higher expectations than the usual Netflix movie premiere based on the trailer. I’ll still give it a shot; just hoped it it was going to have better reviews than the previous exclusive Netflix movie releases. 

It better have one helluva engine warranty.

Nothing says you’ve got a connection with underpaid teachers and underfunded schools than being the owner of 10 luxury yachts.

I read somewhere that lizards hold huge grudges when their friends are tortured, and are so smart, they will collectively get together and work out how to cut a scientist’s brake line just before they hit the freeway at rush hour.