At the very least, the heavy profanity will keep the censors on their toes, assuming they can understand angry Scottish swear words.

Looks like he’s had some excellent IPL laser treatments for Rosacea. That will do wonders for his self esteem. 

“The third Thor movie was so good they’d be dumb not to make at least one more.”

That chick car bullshit about the Miata / mx-5 is horseshit. Complete 100% Grade A horseshit. 

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

‘That dog is appalling’ says a judge”

“I have been running a campaign against the degradation to the Scottish justice system of the SNP since I was elected and in order to raise publicity on this matter I have overstepped the mark and have gone slow on my council tax”

All this is just so fucking embarassing. 

....and on the Northern Front, Trump saying Canadian Tariffs with the U.S are forcing Canadians to smuggle shoes into Canada from the U.S. There are no tariffs on shoes from the U.S going into Canada. The man is a fucking idiot on so many levels.

As if this asshole doesn't already suck at his day job. 

How nostalgic. To think, Elvis’s farts were in those seats.

Oh you mean they want to go with a remake of the original Billionaire Boys Club starring Judd Nelson that they made in the 80’s which was horribly cheesy and epitomized an era where screwing people over was all that mattered. Figures they’d bring this back during the Trump era.

I agree. After watching it, I found it just to be okay, but nothing that’s going to blow you away. Passable, but keep your expectations low.

The Atlanteans also know how to photoshop.

At least Seth Rogen approved.

Of all the stupid shit she’s done in her life, this one didn’t even make the top 10.  

I would keep one eye opened through the night if I was the owner of this cat. Rebel will get revenge, you know he will.

Oh Dear Lord, it would have been the Star Wars Holiday special all over again ending with that happy life day shit.

I think South Park nailed it.

I’ve been fortunate enough to drive pretty much everywhere around the U.K. Scotland has some truly amazing driving roads outside of the cities. The road to Skye is such a high point, stopping at the Eilean Donan castle ( which I use for my avatar badge ) before going over the bridge on to the Island of Skye and up…