Doyle was born in Scotland and remained there until he was 9.

Back off ladies, he’s spoken for.

Always liked this video as a distance measurer for the size of the Universe. The video did get Hubble’s deep field exposure time frame wrong. It was only 10 days, not 4 months

Is there such a thing as being underwhelmed by a moon from another planet, because I think that’s kind of where I am with this one.

A Jar Jar Binks Pox on your house Mike, you insufferable dim witted douchebag.

I was saying that about Donald Trump and look what the fuck happened. 

As a Scot who has visited Harris and Lewis about half a dozen times, I can’t recommend it enough. Harris looks like an alien land to the point that Kubrick used the landscape as part of the visual ending in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey to represent an alien world. White sand beaches and best Haddock I’ve ever had…

And I thought democracy was hanging on by a thread before this clown got in.

No, it is to scale. The guy on the right is Paul Bunyan and the guy to his left is his dumb cousin Cletus Bunyan.

Wasn’t getting any messages in our out for most of the afternoon and into the evening on the west coast with Verizon using an iPhone 7. For some reason, I did receive sporadic texts from at&t users, but no one else. Eventually they must have used liquid plumber on the whole network, because the text messages at some…

The McCarthyism Hollywood blacklist in the 40's and 50's should have been a warning sign that an entire country can go right off the proverbial deep end and once again, we’ve come full circle.

I miss George W. Bush. Wait a minute, what the fuck am I saying!

So, as long as we let enough time pass after a tragedy then past misery = future fun park. That 911 theme ride is going to be a hoot.

I’m sorry, but Mitt has caved to his principles in order to get a piece of the action. You don’t commend someone for telling it like it is and then doing a 180 and joining the dark side. Your thinking is from a purely desperate position believing that the one good Apple on the tree is going to stop the tree from…

To counteract the Bank of England, the Royal Bank of Scotland has also introduced its 5 pound note in the U.K which is made out of something called Soylent Green, a far more sustainable commodity. 

Say what you will about the Third Reich, but they really knew how to pull off a fashion statement.

I’m just punch drunk over the election and the fallout that’ll come from it. Nothing’s going to surprise me from what happens in Trumpland now. All I know is none of it will be good.

Oh Dear Lord, I have a bad feeling Gerard Butler is going to want in on this.