The A.V. Club

This is the worst thing I can imagine the Internet being used for.

"kitchen black hair" might be in my Google history from last night.

I think Alicia Florrick was also a fan.

The map of theaters showing Old Fashioned is pretty telling judging-state-by-their-cultural-stereotypes-wise.

I'm so glad you pointed out that moment in the stairwell, Oliver. Gina Rodriguez's faces were perfect.

I'm not joking that I have used "And here I am [x] like a sucker" for so long that I've forgotten where it originated.

We live in a world where a superhero spinoff and an adaptation of a telenovela where a virgin gets pregnant are considered safer bets. What a wonderful time to be alive.

You can tell I'm obviously super-gay because that didn't occur to me until much later.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Hayley talked to Claire and Gloria about how big Dylan's dick is?

"Scandal doesn’t make the audience wait for it. "

I'm totally fine with this idea if Lisa is reading Finnegans Wake aloud in the back seat on the way there.

Appropriately for the day the Simpsons marathon starts, 80% of "What else is on?" sounds like something that Troy McClure would be in or Homer would have a tiny pennant to hold while watching.

"even incorporating the death of Geoff Noble into Donna’s arc for the season"

24 is obviously a show starring Jack Bauer, but heck if I wouldn't watch "Barely By The Book Kate and Goth Hacker Chloe Save the World" — and not just because an action/adventure show with two awesome female leads would get a lot of good will from me from the beginning.

Christa B. Allen gets a lot of grief from folks that I think is actually better directed at the character of Charlotte. I thought she was great in this episode - particularly in her face after she and Conrad saw the end of their conversation on the TV.

Anything that sends Robin Thicke to hell automatically gets bumped up a letter grade by me.

"I wanna say church and state."

Exactly right.

There have been a few constants for me on this show: