"The best part of the Sheldon plot is Amy, and Mayim Bialik is this week’s M.V.P., dominating every scene she’s in."

10 years ago we had Jobs, Cusack, and Hope this guy would die first.

If you've got DRM problems, I feel bad for you son / I've got 99 problems but a Piz ain't one.

I suppose I can use the excuse that the greater image described distracted me, but I spent an embarrassing number of seconds trying to determine if these two phrases were actually anagrams of each other.

Didn't Father Dowling get moved to ABC, he thinks before checking Wikipedia to discover he was right and wonder about how much of his memory is taken up with shit like this.

"though maybe mom and dad were just trying to encourage enlightened perspectives by shielding me from scenes set in the film’s gay-panic running joke, The Blue Oyster Bar."

An M&M Salad might be the ultimate test of whether not you actually could make friends with salad.

BENGHAZI!

So the upside of not seeing Cristin Milioti as often as we may have liked this season is hopefully she'll get the guest star Emmy.

Sue Sylvester should open a store in the building where the Glee kids live in New York and call it "Edna's Edibles" for no explained reason.

I will never write anything as funny as the words "Aunt Yoo Hoo" and accepting this has made me grow up a little as a person.

Christ there is a lot of good TV on these days.

Your strong defense of Ace of Base makes me want to invite you to my non-existent Christmas party with all my other wives.

Idea for NBC's next musical: Sequel set in early 1940s Austria where Mother Superior and the nuns sway Elsa and Max to bring down Nazis from inside titled "Sugar in the Gas Tank."

This review (and probably this episode) is a lot better if you pretend 'twerking' means masturbation.

I was really disappointed we didn't get a big red X through Grayson Manor. That was pretty much the only thing that I was disappointed by, though. I continue to enjoy the season old school style.

Every time another Hampton socialite is mean to Victoria, I like to pretend she was one of Lydia's best friends.

Why don't they jues call it "After BrBa" and get it over with?

There's no reason why the Gina character should work at all, but Chelsea Peretti makes it.

If they used the word 'bitch' as often as they could on this show, it would 75% bitch. Like the Deadwood of "bitch."