Yeah, padding...he missed the shit bucket and pooped his pants. Aaron Rodgers pooped his pants.

An NFL snowball fight, mirroring the concussions thanks to ice balls...also, see? global warming doesn’t exist

Phrasing!

So basically it’s a good fantastic four....

I think if trump focused his anger on the millennials instead of immigrants he’d win the presidency in a landslide.

Yeah, so this is totally full of crap. My date stormed off muttering something about me continuously mouthing “one Mississippi, two...”

Good thing the climate theologists aren’t here or they’d tell you the science is decided and try to sue you for being a dental denier. They would put their 96% of scientists agree argument into dental terms- “9 out of 10 dentists agree that flossing works”

This is what a White Walker with their floppy head and beady eyes would say...

I mean boxes have exterminated 50% of their population(thanks Schroedinger!)

If they figure out boxes and Schroedinger’s equations they will probably kill us as we sleep

If u educated yourself about guns it would greatly prevent u from shooting yourself in the foot

Sounding awfully close to a false flag mission. Does that get you on the no fly/no shoot list terrorist?

Makes it tough to have a “national conversation” on the Bill of Rights if u start at “evil”. Maybe start by being a tiny bit tolerant of others rights? But you’re not part of the problem...

No one was hurt. That’s called a “warning shot”

I love when liberals use “fear mongering” as a means pro-Bill of Rights people use to maintain gun freedoms when in fact it their own fears causing them to want surrender other people rights.