Yankees fans have a sense of entitlement because although the Yankees did not invent baseball, they certainly helped shape the game more than any other team and are in fact the winningest team in the history of American professional sports. Jets fans are fatalistic because they won one title, and we were still…

$5 smokes, dem was the days.

Why? Is it a nothing to live for at that point or you think it'll kill your ability to work thing?

Rangers fans tend to root for the Giants. You are thinking of Islanders fans sir, or you are drunk or mentally impaired in some other fashion, or not of the Tristate area.

I understand your point, but lions are also not trained to kill and just keep mauling. They actually usually just chase off hyenas and then lay around eating the hyenas kill. I think he would slow down to eat at some point and that would make him vulnerable.

I think you missed the fight in the fight or flight human instinct. People die fighting in greatly disadvantaged situations all the time, and do it willingly. People blow themselves up ffs, the human will is a strong one. I think you and Drew are just assuming they are going to cower because they are dwarves, when I…

Doesn't he support at least one pussy by playing on the Bulls with Derrick Rose?

Doesn't he support at least one pussy by playing on the Bulls with Derrick Rose?

Windowsill should be way higher on the how gross to beat off on list. Hotel windows don't open so good chance no one is ever touching those. At least above lamp for fuck's sake.

Plus Drew kinda acts like they lack balls because they are small. My theory is that these men have probably been fucked with a lot more than you and I throughout their lives, and a good deal of them are probably some rage-filled motherfuckers.

Sweet burn. If I lived in Canada I could hear it, even over the yapping of my flannel covered butch wife.

Similar story from when I was 19. Doing about 120-130 (troubled adolescent) on the highway and passed a state trooper on the side of the road. I figured by the time he had pulled onto the actual highway I was miles down the road and shot off the first exit at unsafe speeds. I got lost for about an hour after trying to…

No fuckin way the 40 dwarves don't win versus the lion. After about 10 of em get slaughtered post 9/11 hijacking theory applies: "I'm probably gonna die anyway so let's savagely kill this fuck or die trying." 30 of anything biting, eye gouging and whatever other vicious shit they could do to it would kill it…

Yeah, fuck that Canadian elitist. As long as we got the nukes it's a flathead and America Jr. can go fuck itself.

Firs jou get da corn, den jou get da tractor, den jou get da womin.

FFS, it was a joke.

Snoop's lyric was correct, but maybe not the standard by which journalists/bloggers should research before writing an article. I always wondered about that distinction actually, it seems bloggers are only journalists when attempting to invoke their protections.

This is why you shouldn't base your legal knowledge on Snoop Dogg songs.

That's all you got?

This article is basically the inverse of a Maxim article entitled Why the Secretary With the Lower Back Tattoo Will Be Easiest to Fuck at the Office Christmas Party. In a world where women still do struggle for equality, congrats on proving that some women can generalize and pigeonhole with the best of 'em.