Exploring your burgeoning sexual awareness while studying abroad and smoking weed also doesn't guarantee your innocence.

Sometimes people who play professional sports are plagued by injuries. It's the nature of the beast. I don't see how that justifies Derrick Rose sitting long after his body is ready to play, at a time when his team clearly needs him.

I believe we are discussing a time (right now) where he is not giving everything he's got for the Bulls, so I'm not sure how you make that statement. Are you suggesting that his previous commitment to the team should make fans forgive his lack of commitment to the team now?

Two months would seem like a sufficient time to psychologically prepare to play basketball. People prepare for much more stressful tasks in far less time.

Another one of the reasons the NBA sucks these days, never call travelling, take flops like soccer players, rabble rabble rabble [shakes old man fist in anger].

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not some bullshit? The doctors cleared him two months ago and his team needs him. I could understand if he was a college senior not trying to end up working at the proverbial tire factory, but if Derrick Rose's knee injury ends his career he is still gonna be set for life.

That face does have a "the motherfuckin Jets?" look to it.

Pistols. What kind of question is that?

Blasphemy.

I will. Any particular flavor I should check out?

Well you really turned it around, and I mean that in all seriousness. I gained a newfound respect for you based on how civilly you gave me my comeuppance.

You even threw in a gif. I can't even respond to this, you really went all out.

What about automatic flush toilets? Even if you could trigger them for the courtesy flush they would get water all over the seat cover.

I wish I could star this ten times. You stated the correct shitness of oreos, are rightly ashamed for being a dirty wop and introduced me to a new type of biscotti. Bravo sir, bravo.

What are you British? We fought wars so I wouldn't have to eat shit like ginger snaps.

The fact that you used tripping in this comment invalidates your whole argument. You shoulda just thrown in a few hellas for the fuck of it.

Bullshit. It's a cupcake disguised as a cookie. It should have its own mutant category.

They make fresh factory mass produced cookies? I stand corrected.

For the record, those big ass rainbow sprinkle cookies you get at the bakery should have gotten a nod.

That's way worse. Pretty sure your friend has some serious but undiscovered mental illness.