As a Royals fan, you have no reference because your first game was less than 2 years ago.

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

Hence the “at first glance” portion of my comment.

You should be less concerned with me and more concerned about your division 3 football team winning a game this year. Lmao ku is a disgrace to the game of football

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

You just had to goat there.

The last time the Cub's won a World Series (1908) the Ottoman Empire still existed. That is some deep, deep optimism this guy has.

This will be great in 2128 when the Cubs are lamenting that fateful 2016 tattoo by some random twitter dude. “The Curse of the Bad Tattoo” and they’ll still be living the horrible dream they’re living now.

It took me less time to write it than it did for you to figure out how many days it’s been since he signed with the Cubs, but thanks for playing.

Yeah, Lackey’s a piece of shit. Doesn’t matter what team he plays for.

What’s funny is, had he done this in a Cardinals uniform last year, the tone of this post would be remarkably different.