Okay good, so I’m not the only one who speeds up when they come across speed bumps. Though, I do have to remind myself now that I’m in a low-ish vehicle of sporting nature I do in fact need to slow down and avoid potholes, or shit’s gonna scrape and break.

European gets the Mondeo in this form. I wish they'd sell it here, same with the Insgnia liftback Europe also gets.

That's a little too other end of the spectrum.

Exactly. The Fusions trunk is cavernous, but the opening isn’t big enough for anything substantially large to get in it.

Fastback looks on sedans. It cuts into rear headroom so much and makes trunk openings a joke. It looks good, but ruins the functionality of them.

You’re awesome.

That top picture, do you have a copy of it without the first drive banner?

My first car I lovingly named the Shitfari.

The whole 40% cost cutting on interiors thing is why I try not to be so hard on Chrysler interiors from that time period because I want to think that’s genuinely the best the could do with the funds they were given.

Touch the fucking radio or climate control again, I dare you motherfucker. I will pull this car over right now and your ass will be hitch hiking home.

I like it. It looks better than any other iteration since the name came back in the 90s. It looks like a smaller, slightly differently styled Impala and that isn’t a bad thing at all. Looks upscale in my eyes. I need to see it in Black Granite Metallic before I pass final judgement though.

I care and I drive an M3 so there goes that theory.

Sweet Jesus this thing is shaping up to be awesome.

Definitely not reckless with my money, don’t have the money for that. Just saw a crazy good deal on a crazy good car that just needed a little love and jumped on it.

The size increase and design polishing from the CTS really makes this thing look good. Me like, a lot.

I must be certifiably insane then for buying an E36 M3 with no service records or a PPI from a questionable Craigslist seller who only owned the car for five days.

I think my mom's 2014 Fusion has Repreve fabric seats and I would have never in a million years thought that it started life as a plastic bottle. It's really nice feeling material as well.

Just ignore him, he's a dick in damn near every comment he makes.

I have to say it.