Trump and Kushner are in the real estate business. So they should understand how condominiums work.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Look, the thing we really have to keep in mind here, is that Republicans don’t “fuck” women anyway....they “fuck” children. And they insiminate their “wives” so that they and their “conservative” “godly” friends have more children to fuck.

I could do it I think. I’m being serious now! If I was on a deserted island I’d be playing DS 3 when I wasn’t too busy praising the sun! :P

If they paid witnesses, they could make a killing!

Gallifrey falls no more.

Funny, I also know of a dog named Rex who would undoubtedly be a much better SoS than Tillerson (apologies if you’re not a Fallout fan):

Yeah, could be a translation issue: Koreans heard “fatigued” when T.Rex really said “Tired of this shit.”

An oil executive without energy?

What’s scary is that Politico, of all places, actually has a pretty decent take.

He’s painting while experiencing a resurgence in public popularity. It’s a Dubyassance.

I was born a heterosexual cisgendered white man, but I identify as a Xenomorph.

Completely agree. Like so many huge personalities, he did so much to admire, and did so much to despise. But I suppose it beats doing only despicable things?

Master Sergeant Shooter Person 3: The Modern Call of Waring Dutyfare.

Perhaps you could say they are not just doomed, but Uber doomed.

Typical leftist tactic of attacking the messenger. Stick to facts, please.

Bachman, Turner, Joe-verdrive

potential band names for Joe Scarborough

It’s amazing really. They are like the Bruce Campbell demon from the x files, constantly hoping for a normal baby, but just keep on making demon baby’s and aborting them in a leaf pile in the backyard like a bunch of hypocrites.