I wonder if you felt so strongly about these issues when you wrote that hand-wringing essay about how hard it was for you to decide whether to vote.

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.

Have you ever tried racquet clubs? Equestrian centers? Or Maine?

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

No one who has less money than me should ever be happier than me, for any reason. Preferably, people who are poorer than me should be relatively miserable most of the time. However, they should not use their poverty and misery as an excuse to turn to crime. That shows a profound lack of gratitude toward the taxpaying…

Funny, considering the conversation I’m having right now with you is how the voice of those in less populated regions know the policy directions that best represent California and NY. You know, states that were to go independent would rival whole other nations.

Which is super cute because the rest of the country seems to think California needs to step in line with religo-facist kleptocracy.

You also don’t get to complain about welfare or affirmative action any more. Since, you know, you depend on it in voting form.

Exactly. I am inclined at this point to let these idiots, who just shot themselves in the foot, suffer the consequences of their vote. They voted because Trump tells it like it it is, and is bringing the jobs back.

Yea that Reinhardt was not applauding any part of that.

no but we do everything real subtle. whenever someone says “Trump” you fart and condition them like pavlov’s dog. so now whenever they hear the word “Trump” they expect the smell of shit to immediately follow.

Trump voters skewed heavily to the “Gran Torino” crowd, so imagine their befuddlement when the Trumpjugend show up and say, “Get off your lawn.”

Hi, over here in reality town, I feel obligated to point out that literally every president in modern times has made a huge raft of moves prior to leaving office. These include their powers to designate parks and monuments under the Antiquities Act, presidential pardons, executive orders, and even last minute signing…

And on January 20th Trump will be kicking a black family out of their home. Some things never change.

The GOP does precisely as you described and have done so for decades. They are a party who solely exists to serve the energy, healthcare and the financial industries whom write their paychecks. They simply milk your fears and stoke your paranoia on wedge issues unrelated to their vested interests to get you to look…

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Most Republicans these days would fucking love a king if they could guarantee he was a Christian king. It’s the part where he could be a dirty liberal king (like Jesus) that keeps them touting the virtues of a free and open society. They only trot out the small-government argument when it’s convenient for them, but…

hope his last name ain’t Ferdinand.

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.