Apparently there was a large shorting of Lockheed Martin stocks minutes before the Trump tweet which dropped the share price.

lol, don’t whine about safe spaces when Republicans shit their pants every time someone says “Happy Holidays”

Ummm... couple million more WERE with her, actually. :-) Just in the wrong places.

please be noted: trump is still very likely taking talking points from twitter trolls. this man is a fucking idiot who has no idea what he’s doing, how he got here, or what he should do next. which is why his cabinet selections matter.

+1 ghoul for you

giuliani? more like, ghouliani - right?

THE SWAMP WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

true - more than half the country saw right through him.

I think I’d act like I was going to shake his hand and then do the “pull away at the last second and run hand through hair” while saying something about not shaking hands with nazis.

Smug liberal elitist professor can’t teach anything. Doesn’t even make a good pin cushion. Sad!

I just feel actively bad all the time

Problem solved.

That part that baffled police investigators about the (unreleased for investigative purposes) Zodiac Killer letters where he went on and on about queso suddenly makes too much sense.

I think you might be on the wrong website?

Sorry but no one tops Teddy the Porcupine eating corn:

If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.

the inspiration for TLOU2

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci will you do the fandango?