Alfas produce so much cool it condenses into liquid. You just witnessed the car unloading extra cool.

He was letting you know that since it was an alfa, it was supposed to do that.

Wait...

This damn car has me questioning my life choices that have led to me being a particularly broke 56 year old with a burning...

Never having raped anyone, or been raped, I wouldn’t know.

I think they call it Hellcoat now...

Woot, I won the office pool!

Broke down? And here I thought this was just how Aston Martins look in their natural habitat.

700 hundred horses? That's an amazing 70,000 horsepower!

CONFIRMED...

ice cold air intake, +25hp, yo

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Nice work, Silicon Valet.

CES is really attracting a diverse crowd

What do you do when your Aston breaks down and you don’t get a loaner from the dealership?

He reminds me of this guy for some reason...

Would buy, would hoon, and would repaint in Alitalia livery.

I can’t get a sense of scale here, is that an A4 or a Q7 next to the LMP car?