If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

I think I know who did the male vocals. I think he was explaining these same controls too.

Wow, it’s 2016 and the internet has been around for like, decades now.. how are people still clicking on things that they aren’t into, just to tell everyone they aren’t into it?

They would get a ton of flack from big fans of the combat system from the first game that hated how convoluted and generic it got in Infinite. Myself included. They’re doing remasters the right way - not changing anything because the original game was fantastic on it’s own. If they wanted to change stuff, they would…

Who is this metroid and why people are saying we should go to his birthday?

You’re right. Super Mario is also a Metroidvania game.

I feel like you don’t know what the term “Metroidvania” means. Not every platformer is a Metroidvania style game. Had you played either, you’d be aware of the similarities between the two to make the clear definition (alas if I am wrong and you have played them then perhaps ignorance is to blame here). Also, how any…

Metroidvania is commonly used and is generally understood. Nostalgia is too strong to change it. You sound pretentious and arrogant.

If I had to wager a guess, I’d say millions of impressionable teenagers spending five bucks or so for the same sort of game with different characters. But hey, clowns.

There she is.

Track: Evil Twin | Artist: Anthrax | Album: For All Kings