Hey - working scientist here (I'm a PI at a large university), and I just want to tell you what I never heard as an undergrad. I don't know what your long term career plans are, but if they are to have your own lab as a faculty member or have a high-powered industry job, I can tell you that there is zero correlation…

Season 4 was pretty awesome until we found out it didn't mean a bloody thing. You're right though - the story peaked in Season 2 with the Hatch. They should have left it alone. There was something magical when they first found it and all the possibilities it embodied. Actually, when my life gets over the top stressful…

You forgot Jack's ex-wife, Sarah. Julie Bowen at the peak of her hotness IMO.

Grant Achatz is an annoying douche. Chicago's restaurant scene for the 1% is a fucking scourge.

Getting a lactation consultant was one of the most cost-effective healthcare interventions I've ever experienced. Cannot recommend enough. For $250, we got home visits, followup consultations at her home, and unlimited phone calls. There's no substitute for hands-on help with latching and the nurses in the postpartum…

Needs more Pinkman.

Typical fat, illiterate Bears fan at the bar with his nasty, northside STD-pot of a girlfriend on his stinking jock: "Rar, rar, rar PAYTON, blah blah blah DITKA, gurgle gurgle gurgle URLACHER!"

You're the douche, not him!!

"Actually, it's shit."

Funny. Every time I see Sandra Oh's face I want to punch it.

Friendo, don't consider those two movies together. Ever.

There will be snacks!