After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

I think we burned up all this year’s travel expenses on Ballaban’s liquor :(

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Happy to see the Expedition come back to the F150 commonality if that’s really what they’re doing - only because it makes my dream of a Raptor Expedition a bit closer to reality / easier to DIY. I really really hope they re-think that C and D-pillar design and match the window heights though. It looks terrible in the…

Originally the Explorer was more of an SUV version of the Ranger, and the Expedition was the SUV version of the F150 (and before that it was the Bronco), and then you had the behemoth Excursion up top... But umm... I have no idea what the fuck is happening anymore in that department. The Excursion died and was…

Goodell: Two games!

Yes, after you make the initial investment for a basic set of tools and become increasingly convinced you can tackle anything...stop keeping track of money spent. Like, don’t even think about it. Ever.

*insert shitty Jets Joke*

You tell ‘em, Phil. You've been there two years, it's your time.