How are threatening emails and the like, ala Feinberg’s post this afternoon, handled? Laugh it off or is there a line?

Mike Brown wears short sleeve dress shirts. That automatically disqualifies him from any party. He probably only drinks warm glasses of milk anyways.

Paul Simon’s solo stuff or Simon and Garfunkel?

1. Has anyone had the heart to tell Feinberg that Deadspin is a sports site? Ease her in with a Cardinals loss column.

Does Drew actually know anybody at Deadspin besides Marchman?