You should have lurked a little longer.

Sigh.

You guys are lame as hell always trying to find something to report that's really nothing but I guess that's ur thing. They clearly have asterisk by them. JS

Nobody cares about the Washington Redskins name except for annoying white people.

Picked off Geno Smith? Bested only by Donnie Avery and Alex Smith? Jumping Chad Hall's routes?

Did Gronk teach you math, Samer?

I think Alabama would beat Georgia State 42-3 if they played. Alabama would basically shut it down in the second half, and Georgia State would kick an improbably long field goal to get some points. I'm just grasping at straws here.

It's not a choice or a decision. It's imperative. You have the best pitcher in baseball, and don't feel like flying to Atlanta to punch your ticket to the NLCS. What's the dilemma?

According to Baseball-Reference.com, Babe Ruth retains the following postseason records:

Well, it isn't like Raiders fans have anything to look forward to on the field, they might as well hype this.

Your grammar is terrible and your arguments are illogical. That is all.

You lost, dude. Give up. When everybody else in the room thinks you're the idiot, you're the idiot.

Fuck those refs, man! What a ticky-tack call! He barely touched him!

Actually yes they did. Plenty of them. Including a 31-0 drubbing at the hands of the bills the year they won their 2nd SB. But you are mouthbreathing philly fan. Please continue...

wait are you really Capitalizing random Words in your Sentences and calling someone else a moron? hahahahahahaha

Why would you even try to reason with someone like Chippa? Maybe I just blacked it out, but I don't remember Deadspin being so overrun with these waterheaded dudebros last year in football threads.

"[...] to anyone who has followed the trajectories of famous gymnasts [...]"

(She’s admitted that her phone password is “2016” so if anyone gets ahold of the device, they can access her prodigious selfie collection.)

"As a soccer player I hate it when that shit was pulled on me but i'd love it when it went our way. "

Alternate cause for never reaching 1st base safely........being a deadspin writer.