Ummmm, no. The University's development team raised $750 million last year. The chancellor, who knows fuck-all about development, made an offhand comment that he felt some of the bump from the previous year was due to football's success and move into the SEC. In reality, most donations spurred by athletic success are…

Aren't we picking nits a bit? What else would you put instead?

Calling this "ridiculous" when you have no idea what was said is, in a word, ridiculous.

Not to be doubly pedantic, but "allegedly" is not considered an acceptable term to use when dealing with journalism regarding criminal investigations. It's too loaded of a word.

To back up Carry_the_Zero's point, the drugs Gibson took were legal within league rules; the ones Braun took were not. Because reasonable people, not semantic circle jerkers, have made the distinction that one is significantly different than the other.

Sure is windy at the Trop today.

By "we" I mean, "Michael J. Fox"

Helluva run but I gotta admit that those two plays u noted are greatly exaggerated. Acho barely touches his teammate and mallet was never running that fast toward the guy to make u think he was gonna make an attempt in the first place.

1-in-1000 is Dwight Howard's free-throw shooting ratio, not the 1-in-every-NBA-player-ever ratio he was looking for.

He's no Aaron Durley. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Dur…

A Texas district court judge has thrown out Mike Leach's defamation lawsuit against Craig James and ESPN.

They don't refuel, the tank is sealed at the factory. Once they run out of gas, the car is thrown away and they buy a brand new car. That's why F1 is so expensive.

Placekicker Brian Tradition really didn't care one way or the other.

All the cool kids called him Bowser. Also, all the people who could read.

*ahem*

Let's be honest and call it what it is. It's joke stealing, and there's no place for it on the Deadspin comments section. We've got to clean it up. Because now you've got guys trolling twitter and blogs putting up 50, 100 likes, and guys making honest satirical observations are getting 5 and 6. And they're thinking…

Somebody watches ESPN

It's always a good time to cut away from soccer.

Hit gold one day, take the absolute lowest fruit the next.

I feel bad for my brother living in Slovakia. Not because of ESPN America going dark, but because he lives in the Czech Republic's version of Canada.